meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night